Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The Clinton Murder Machine

You think I'm kidding, don't you? Or maybe that I'm just referring to the many thousands killed by bombs during Willy's terms and/or Hillary's similar bombing during Obama's terms. Bombing and other military activity that of course have killed lots of Americans as well as those vague Muslims whose lives don't matter at all till they immigrate here, whereupon their lives seem to become far more important than any of ours.

No. Everybody knows about all that but nobody seems to care except right-wing bigots like me, who'd prefer not to bomb all those Muslims, because, unlike liberals and neocons, we actually respect human life. I realize that such old-fashioned sensibilities are pretty feeble in comparison with new moral principles like pretending that men who pretend they're women actually are women instead of the men that they appear to be, but we're trying, honest we are.

But I'm not talking about that public-knowledge stuff. Nope.

Nor am I talking about Vince Foster —that is, I'm not talking only about Vince Foster, as there are over a hundred or so such Vince Fosters, some of them far more spectacular than plain old VF himself. What do you suppose they tell Chelsea about what happened to all those aunts and uncles?
We may never know.

Yeah, the memes are cute but unfortunately they refer to real stuff.  When I think about the silly murder conspiracy murders involving other presidents who wouldn't hurt a fly, the indifference of the press to the Clintons' misbehavior is pretty outrageous.

And no, I'm not talking about Bill's skirt-chasing, though that's connected,

I'm talking about their cold-blooded murders. And yes, there are plenty. If you think an Arkansas redneck and his hideous wife can't be as murderous as a bunch of Corleones, you are naive. This is from Takimag:

A Hot Month for Clinton’s Body Count

Donald Trump threatened to kill Hillary Clinton last Tuesday. The Secret Service came to visit him and he’s looking at five years in prison. It’s all conjecture, of course, but that passes for cold, hard evidence this election and that’s because the whole thing is rigged. The media is completely in the tank for Hillary and they neither see, nor hear, nor speak of Hillary’s evil. Hey, guys, if you’re looking for murders, check out anyone who has ever crossed the Clintons. There are about 100 cases where some intern has slept with Bill or some lawyer knew too much or some investigator got too close and boom—he shoots himself in the back of the head at the top of a mountain at four in the morning. 
The media cared about the sheer number of cases when 57 women said Bill Cosby raped them. If we brought the Hillary kill list down to 57, you’d be dealing with only the really, really spooky ones. Like the one last month where a DNC staffer, who may very well have supplied Julian Assange with the classified emails that brought massive embarrassment to the party, was shot in the back of the head in the middle of the night. 
Seth Rich was talking to his girlfriend on the phone when a gunman came up behind him, shot him to death, and left without taking anything at all. Rich was in a nice neighborhood that I’m told hadn’t had a murder in six years. The Assange link got eye rolls from the left until he personally offered a $20K reward for any information leading to an arrest. A Dutch TV host pressed Julian on this and asked if it was a murder accusation directed at Hillary and the subject quickly died.
The list of victims goes on and on and on, and Google is happy to tell you how serious the accusations are and how tenuous the link is. You’ll likely come across left-wing bias where they pooh-pooh the link, but peel back another layer and it’s only a fraction of a percent less scary than you thought. 
Take the case of John Ashe, who was choked by his own barbells in June. The U.N. official was on trial for taking bribes from Chinese billionaire David Ng, a.k.a. Ng Lap Seng. Snopes wants you to know it’s a myth that it had anything to do with Hillary and even my buddy Steve Crowder claims, “He wasn’t going to be testifying against Hillary at any time.” The NY Post disagrees and claims that “the prosecutors would have linked Ashe to the Clinton bagman Ng.” This seems likely as an ABC News story from last year reported on Ng’s multiple visits with the Clintons in 1997 when he was photographed having meetings with them. So Ashe is looking at prison time for dealing with a corrupt billionaire who has a history with Hillary Clinton. He could likely negotiate a leaner sentence if he had some information to impart, but he wouldn’t be able to impart it if his windpipe were crushed by a barbell (who the hell gets killed by their own barbell?). 
Read the whole article here:
http://takimag.com/article/a_hot_month_for_clintons_body_count_gavin_mcinnes/print#ixzz4IGXUfJ51
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After printing this, I got a dissenting reply. Joel Eagelston thinks I'm wrong about this. He said there's no evidence the Clintons are serial killers. I asked:

Open question. Do you doubt that the media would continue to protect them if they were?

Joel Eagelston Yes, I doubt it very much. Very little is secret in the world anymore. All of these deaths in the "Clinton Body Count" were investigated by police who were doing their jobs. Hell, Vince Foster's death was investigated FIVE SEPARATE TIMES, with four of those investigations being conducted by Republicans and three by Clinton's political enemies. They all came to the conclusion that it was a suicide by a man unprepared for the viciousness of Washington life, and who was being set up as the fall guy for Clinton's firing of the Travel Office staffers. He spiraled into a deep depression and was good enough at hiding it that nobody noticed.

It's the same way with the other deaths on that list. Ron Brown was killed in a tragic airplane crash, but people want to believe he was shot in the head at some point as well. Paul Tully, who's usually the third or fourth name on these lists, was a 400-lb alcoholic chainsmoker, but we're supposed to find it suspicious that he died of a heart attack.

And this isn't just limited to right-wingers. I lived in Eugene, Oregon, when Minnesota Sen. Paul Wellstone died in a plane crash, and the treehugger crowd was convinced that the Republican National Committee had either sabotaged the plane or shot it down so Norm Coleman could take his seat in the Senate.

Real life deaths are often boring and banal. People feel that being shot by a lone nut or dying in a car crash or from food poisoning or whatever is too trivial an end for their heroes, so they attach all sorts of sexy-sounding and fascinating conspiracies to those deaths, so as to magnify the importance of the death.

In the Clintons' case, we have the opposite: in an effort to demonize this controversial couple, someone took everybody the Clintons ever knew who has died and strung the deaths together to make them seem like something more than they were. This often includes word games such as changing "died from a heart attack" to "died under mysterious circumstances. Later ruled a 'heart attack'" or saying someone committed suicide when they didn't. People are in a such a rush to hate the Clintons that they seize on it as proof of their evil or whatever.

Actual quibcag: Cute, huh? Found girl at Reddit.

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