Sunday, February 7, 2016

Babalú? — Babaloser!

I never thought Marco Rubio was a rocket scientist or anything, but I didn't think he was dumb enough to make that cute statement about Obama knowing what he's doing four times! Actually, it was a good point, and I rather agree with it. Obama isn't doing the things he's doing because he thinks they're good for America. No. He's doing them to screw up America. And it's a very good point that Rubio was trying to make, but it's a subtle point, really, and has to be explained in a speech, not in a debate where quick quips are the way to go. And even if it was clear enough for most of us, saying it three more times was pretty stupid, and it made him look stupid. And maybe he is stupid. I think even I could have thought of something else to say the other three times.

So Trump won again, with the help of Christ Christie, who seemed to be auditioning for Attorney General. A few more exchanges like that, and Christie could have probably gotten Rubio to confess to something, à la Perry Mason.

I know things can change at any minute, but as of now it looks to me like Trump is maintaining his lead, Christie is making himself look better,
Jeb Bush is looking more and more like that 'Affluenza' punk being protected by his mommy, and Kasich is hoping all the others get hit by a meteor or something. And Rubio had better call in sick for the rest of the debates. Oh, I could be wrong, but I think he permanently blew it last night.

I've mentioned before that Scott Adams, of 'Dilbert' fame, has been keeping right on top of this election and he's one of the few who realizes that Trump is some kind of bloody political genius. This is from his blog [link[:

The GOP Debate Scorecard (Master Persuader Series)


If your firewall is being uncooperative, see the image on Twitter here.
If you have a life, and you missed the GOP debate on Saturday night, let me give you the highlights.
Trump: Trump acted controlled and more presidential to counter the idea that he’s a loose cannon. That strategy looked effective to me. And as Trump often does, he produced one irresistible piece of news candy by suggesting he was in favor of some sort of unspecified torture. It was classic Trump. He likes to focus attention on anchors that are easy to discuss, easy to understand, and have a visual component. Who is toughest on terrorism, you wonder? Probably the pro-torture candidate. That’s what your irrational mind tells you.
Trump slipped-in one good line about Cruz stealing Carson’s vote to win Iowa. Had Trump said more on that topic, it would have been whiney. But a jokey reminder was just right.
Cruz: Cruz did nothing to help or hurt himself. He seemed unimportant this debate.
Christie: Christie had his best debate night, especially his Linguistic Kill Shot about Rubio being a robot who can’t stop repeating canned modules of policy. Rubio responded by repeating canned modules of policy. People noticed. 
Christie’s kill shot was a fresh field and it fit what we have been thinking about Rubio but never put into words. It also throws Rubio off his game because it will force him to adjust. Now the press and the public are looking for his robotic repetition.
The funny part is that all candidates repeat their memorized modules all the time. But something about Rubio’s game makes the robot accusation fit him better than it would the rest of the field. I think people see Rubio as a manufactured candidate designed by the GOP establishment.
Chris Christie turned Rubio’s “electability” into “He’s a robot programmed by the elites.” That is some Master Persuader genius right there. And that means one of two things. Either…
1. Christie figured out Trump’s Linguistic Kill Shot designs and launched one of his own, perfectly engineered, as Trump would.
or
2. The Linguistic Kill Shot came from Trump. It has his fingerprints all over it.
There is a non-zero chance that the Christie kill shot was designed by the Trump campaign. Trump was on his best behavior at the debate, as a strategy, but Trump needed to put a cap in Rubio’s ass to slow his rise. Trump and Christie seemed a bit chummy last night. How hard would it be for the Trump campaign to pass along that kill shot?
In the 2D world, all of the candidates are flinging random insults and some of them stick. In the 3D world, you don’t see well-engineered Linguistic Kill Shots emerge from someone who doesn’t normally use them. 
I see Trump’s fingerprints.
This is a good time to remind you that the Master Persuader Series is for entertainment only. I don’t like any of the candidates’ stated positions. Luckily, they don’t mean most of what they say.

If you think Robots Read News is too wordy, you should see my book. That thing is full of words.
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Quibcag: I'm not sure who actually said the quote, but I'll be glad to add the right name if somebody tells me. And it's illustrated by Kagura of Gin Tama (銀魂 Gintama, lit. "Silver Soul"), holding a lightsaber, which looks good on her.

2 comments:

  1. I was wrong. I thought the Panthers would win it. My crystal ball is defective.
    Good thing I didn't bet ''money'' on it, right?

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