Thursday, December 4, 2014

More Orkishness, and How They Got There

The only thing better than my last post about orcs here:
is Vulture of Critique's response to that post here:

And I have to admit that he's right about the pork for orcs phenomenon. Of course, our orcs are pretty orcish to begin with — just observe their unporked relatives over in Orkfrica — but the pork has definitely made them even more so over the last few decades.

And of course Hobbit Moynihan failed. He was up against the thousands of Wormtongues in the MAG (Media, Academia, Government).

Ash MAG durbatulûk, ash MAG gimbatul,
MAG thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.


  1. Is that a female orc or a fourth wave feminist?

    1. Shh, you might trigger the orc-kin.