Monday, November 17, 2014

Black Girl Breed a Lot

The title is only peripherally related to this post, but it was too cute not to use before somebody else does. Anyhow, this is about White liberals, surely the daffiest of daffy people. They're sheep, of course, because the only possible reason anybody could have for adhering to their silly, self-contradictory dogma is to fit in with the rest of the herd. Herd animals hate to not fit in, and White liberals are the ultimate herd animals.

One of their most idiotic beliefs is human equality — not the abstract equality before the law, but actual, intrinsic, equality of potential. They believe in their heart of hearts that every race and ethnic group has exactly the same intellectual capacity.

If that's not idiotic enough for you, they also believe that all of humanity wants to be exactly like White liberals, and the only thing preventing them from hanging out at Starbucks and eating arugula is White racism — from all those awful Whites who aren't liberals, i. e., most of us. And these awful Whites use everything from the KKK to microaggressions to keep the nonWhites from being just like White liberals.

One thing I learned many years ago is that while a minority of Blacks do want to be like Whites in terms of behavior and values because they see that such things lead to prosperity and happiness, just about NO Blacks want to be anything like White liberals. In fact, they heartily despise White liberals and prefer the company of nonliberal Whites because we're not constantly sucking up to them, which gets old really quick. Anyhow, Gavin McInnes tells us exactly how White liberals don't "get it" when it comes to their favorite hobby horse.

10 Black Things Liberals Just Don’t Understand


Liberals love blacks but they love them like a fantasy football team, not like human beings. Black poverty is the crux of the leftist argument. The ethos goes: if you’re a Democrat, you want to help the impoverished African-Americans. If you’re a Republican, you want them to be attacked by German shepherds. As far as actual black culture goes, liberals are disappointed that they aren’t all wearing corduroy blazers with elbow patches and listening to NPR.

They believe black culture has been hit with “systemic” (gawd, they love that word) problems, including a lack of education when it comes to homosexuality and a lack of information when it comes to education. They used to say blacks were starving, but then obesity became an issue so now liberals say blacks are suffering from “food insecurity.” (Kind of like when global warming turned out to be a myth so they swapped it for climate change.)

As far as actual black human beings go, the white middle class is totally lost. They’ve never met one. They have no idea why some women have straight hair and how much that costs. They don’t understand why you don’t see blacks camping and assume it’s because pamphlets don’t show enough diversity.

One of the reasons white, middle-class liberals are so out of touch when it comes to their favorite race is they don’t go near them. They don’t send their kids to poor schools and they make sure their homes are as far away from the lovable Negro as possible. Sure, they have a black friend, but it’s a mulatto girl who grew up white and champions her black power beliefs because her white friends enjoy it. Liberals’ black friends don’t really have black friends themselves because they’re freaks. In black America, watching Doctor Who is like being Doctor Who.

Democrats need the black vote to win elections, but blacks are wary of fans who are all talk and no action. If the left wants to hold on to the ebony vote, they’re going to have to do their research. Here are 10 quirky traits to start with.
“Blacks are more Christian than whites, especially when it comes to seeing homosexuality as a sin. For the left, this is so sad, it’s like seeing your two favorite pets fight.”

1. ALL BLACKS CAN SUMMON THE GANGSTA

Try to imagine hearing an old-money aristocrat on the Upper West Side say: “I can get redneck if I have to. I’ll go up yonder holler and tan that old bastard’s hide.” Upper-class white people don’t have a connection with the lower orders. They don’t even understand them. If Brooke Astor had ever met Eminem, the entire conversation would have been a sea of pardon mes.

No matter how posh an American black is, on the other hand, he can summon the ghetto version of himself at the drop of a hat. This is because even if he didn’t come from that world, he has a cousin who does. No matter how rich a black American is, he likely has a crackhead relative who abandoned her kids and it’s now his business. When this Ivy League CEO has to deal with the babies’ daddy, he goes from “Good day to you, sir” to “Listen, motherfucker, don’t think I won’t eat your food.” (“Eat your food” means “cut your face.”)

2. BLACKS AIN’T DOWN WITH THE GAYS

This is a bitter pill to swallow for liberals so they put it in the plant and tell the doctor they took it. During a Trayvon demonstration, a white hippie got on a megaphone and said he was sick of the oppression of minorities such as African-Americans and the LGBT community. A stocky black woman then grabbed the megaphone and informed him that the issue at hand was “not no gay shit! None of that!”

Democrats would have loved to blame California’s Proposition 8 brouhaha on Christian whites, but they were only half right. When they found out the Christians opposing gay marriage were black, they decided to move on to other topics. Blacks are more Christian than whites, especially when it comes to seeing homosexuality as a sin. For the left, this is so sad, it’s like seeing your two favorite pets fight. Actually, it’s not like that. It is that.

The reason why is hard to grasp for the left, because it comes from another planet, a black planet. Due to higher incarceration rates, more blacks per capita have experienced prison life than whites. There is a lot of voluntary gayness that goes on in there because there are no vaginas. This culture bleeds out of the prison system and into the hood so often, there’s a name for it: the down low. When blacks say “Will you stop doing that faggot shit?” they’re not talking about Adam and Steve making sweet, oral love on their wedding night. They’re talking about Raquan getting a blow job in an alley from Jerrick because they’re both high.

3. BLACKS DON’T LIKE THEIR FANS

White liberal men are the kind of guys who think they’re enlightened if they don’t filter out porn that includes black men fucking white women. They want to tell black men they do this but black men are not impressed. It’s a favor they didn’t ask for. This is the white liberal black experience in a nutshell.

The majority of black Americans would rather have a beer with an Archie Bunker type who talks about the dangers of “negro neighborhoods” (which he lives right next to) than the Gawker blogger who keeps whining about “crackers” and annoying “white men” like his own father. Blacks don’t appreciate the ethnomasochism of whites. They think it’s on some bitch shit.

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