Monday, September 1, 2014

Craziness in Massachusetts

I think it's fairly well established by now that Massachusetts, collectively, at least, is nuts. And we're also well aware that educational authorities everywhere in the country are at best cowardly lickspittles who bow and scrape before every manifestation of whatever the latest trends in political correctness may be, and at worst, enthusiastic supports of the whole cultural marxist ball of wax. We all know the stories about kids being punished for chewing their pop-tarts into the shape of a gun, drawing pictures of soldiers in their notebooks, or yelling "bang" on the playground instead of "Kum-ba-ya."

So if you have educational authorities in Massachusetts, you're in for a real treat.

Over at Atheist with a Gun, Parabarbarian has the latest tale of the Massachusetts nomenklatura's adventures in social engineering and general batsh*t crazy behavior:

Bizzaro State of Massachusetts

Patrick Wayne McLaw, an eighth grade teacher at Mace's Lane Middle School in Massachusetts, has been suspended under circumstances charitably described as mysterious.
Cambridge Mace's Lane Middle School Teacher on Administrative Leave
Early last week the school board was alerted that one of its eighth grade language arts teachers at Mace's Lane Middle School had several aliases. Police said that under those names, he wrote two fictional books about the largest school shooting in the country's history set in the future. Now, Patrick McLaw is placed on leave.
Aliases? Such a sinister word. Anyone with more than two brain cells left to rub together would call the false name an author uses a "pen name". Why would the reporter choose a baleful word to describe the man'snom de plume except to demonize him? Maybe it was just ignorance but the article has been updated at least once and the word is still used so, for the time being, I am going to go with it being evil over stupid.

Those books are what caught the attention of police and school board officials in Dorchester County. "The Insurrectionist" is about two school shootings set in the future, the largest in the country's history.

According to the Amazon page for the book the story is set almost 900 years in the future.
On 18 March 2902, a massacre transpired on the campus of Ocean Park High School, claiming the lives of nine hundred forty-seven individuals--the largest school massacre in the nation's history. And the entire country now begins to ask two daunting questions: How? and Why? After the federal government becomes involved, and after examining the bouquet of black roses that lies in front of the school's sign, it becomes evident that the hysteria is far from over.
Leaving aside any arguments about what human society will look like 900 years from now, that seems a pretty safe distance in time. So just what are the authorities afraid of? This is even more mysterious. According to a related article:
“The residence of the teacher in Wicomico County was searched by personnel,” Phillips said, with no weapons found. “A further check of Maryland State Police databases also proved to be negative as to any weapons registered to him. McLaw was suspended by the Dorchester County Board of Education pending an investigation and is no longer in the area. He is currently at a location known to law enforcement and does not currently have the ability to travel anywhere.”
So no firearms were found or even implied but, despite that, he is being held " a location known to law enforcement..." No charges have been mentioned nor is there any indication I can find that Mr. McLaw has been allowed to see a lawyer. For writing a book.
Just when I think I can see the bottom of the pit of human stupidity, someone shouts, "Challenge accepted!" and demonstrates that is goes even deeper into the darkness.
Quibcag: Not sure who the girl is, but she's doing an appropriate facepalm.


  1. It is always nice to see my poor attempts at wisdom reinforced with a cute anime image.

  2. Best to always check the facts before spreading someone's post ... This story is from Maryland, NOT Massachusetts.