Monday, July 21, 2014

The Democratic Line-Up, If You Can Call It That

Well, it's beginning to get a little rambunctious among the Democrats, what with Hillary looking more and more like an aging Lisa Simpson without a conscience. Speaking of Lisa Simpson, remember the episode where she pretended to be part Indian? And we know who that reminds us of, don't we? Which brings us to:

Oh, look, phony populist Elizabeth Warren backs the Export-Import Bank’s brand of corporate welfare
So, something hilarious happened. Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), who staked her claim in politics as anti-big business, anti-bank populist, was invited to join Heritage Action to take down the crony Export-Import Bank.

Well, Warren turned down the offer. Why? Because, despite her populist rhetoric, the Massachusetts Democrats is, apparently, totally down with the Export-Import Bank’s corporate welfare ways...

(Read it all HERE.)

And in still other news:

One Democrat who knows a thing or two about insurgent campaigns, former senator Gary Hart of Colorado, said he intends to huddle with California Gov. Jerry Brown at their upcoming Yale Law School reunion (Class of 1964) to chat about the possibility of Brown running for the White House.

“Don’t rule out my law school classmate,” said Hart, who ran unsuccessfully for president in 1984 and 1988. “If you pay attention to his career, you see that he does very unexpected things.”

And, not to be out-Bolsheviked by Fauxcahontas, Bernie Sanders is making noises about running for President. Now that Russia gave communism up, and the Chinese are getting ambiguous, at least one superpower ought to have a Marxist President, right?

And then there's Joe Biden, and I can't think of anything to say that would be funnier than the reality of it all.
Quibcag: I don't know who the moonbeam girl is, but I found her HERE.

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