Friday, April 18, 2014

The Crucifixion and Resurrection of Obama — A Happy Easter to you all!

From Breitbart:


AL SHARPTON: THE TRUE MEANING OF EASTER IS REVEALED THROUGH THE POLITICAL CRUCIFIXION OF OBAMA


Wednesday on the "Tom Joyner Morning Show," Al Sharpton offered a curious explanation involving President Barack Obama for the meaning of Easter:

"I think that the message is, no matter what the world may do to unfairly, no matter how your crucified, nailed to the cross at home, or in your personal relationships, or on the job that you can rise if you don't lose yourself during the hard times and the challenges.

The story of Jesus on the cross. no matter what they humiliated him with. no matter how they mocked him he took it, because he knew he could rise. And the story of Easter and my message for this Easter session is no matter what unearned suffering you go through, that if you know you can rise above it, don't become like the diseases that you fight.

As I looked at President Obama at our convention last Friday where all he took he's been able to rise politically again.. I'm not comparing him to Jesus, but I am saying that to every crucifixion there is a resurrection for those who believe..."
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Actually, Al's heart is clearly in the right place, but he's got his Easter metaphors mixed up. Obama isn't the Crucified Christ, or the Risen Christ, or even the  Community Organizer Christ. Obama is an Easter Rabbit. A big, scary Black Easter Bunny who crucifies and otherwise torments other people, and Al is an assistant rabbit, who supplies some of the nails.
The Joshiraku (じょしらく落語) girls flee Obama.
And that's my Easter post.

2 comments:

  1. "The story of Jesus on the cross. no matter what they humiliated him with. no matter how they mocked him he took it, because he knew he could rise."

    Wrong!! He took it because that is the price that had to be paid to free man from sin and even God can't beat TANSTAAFL. (Or at least chooses not to.) Don't take my word for it, ask any honest Christian theologian (catholic or protestant, to include all ministers of the Gospel.). Shouldn't a man wh use the appellation Reverend know this?

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