Thursday, March 13, 2014

Some Humor For A Change

Some pretty grim posts today.  Time for a little light-ish stuff. This from Kevin George Tuma:

"I think he found the Secret Weapon."



And over at Nicholas Stix, there's a nice politically incorrect joke about socialism and racism. Go HERE and be amused.
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I'm getting a lot of comments, evidently from Russia, on this post. I'm not sure how valid they are (one of them links to a Russian "Patriotic" site) but I'm approving them anyway, and letting you be the judge of how much veracity they have. -- Ex-Army

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  1. Hot Ukraine News.
    At a meeting of the German Bundestag, German Chancellor Angela Merkel issued a government statement on the situation in Ukraine. She stressed in the beginning of his speech that was called into question the territorial integrity of Ukraine and the State . However, with the Chancellor argued Gregor Gysi , chairman of the faction of the opposition Left Party . He abruptly and openly accused the West of double standards and pandering by the radical politicians in Kiev.Gysi said that the recognition of Kosovo opened a Pandora's box. According to him, that allowed Kosovo should be allowed and others , reports English site RT. " The Basques are asking why they are not given the right to choose - to remain part of Spain or not? Catalans are asking the same question. Of course , people in the Crimea is also concerned about this same issue. I think that the situation with the separation of the Crimea from Ukraine is no different from the situation with Kosovo "- said Gysi on debate in the German parliament .According to policy, NATO and the EU have made all the mistakes , which they could. He remembered the unification of Germany and then given a promise not to expand NATO eastward. But this agreement was broken. Then, with the assistance of the West was a new government in Kiev. And he was immediately recognized Obama , the EU and Germany . Gregor Gysi bluntly called the members of the new Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine by the Nazis . "Vice Prime Minister, Minister of Defense , Minister of Agriculture , Minister of Environmental Affairs and Attorney General - fascists! Head of the National Security Council - the founder of the fascist party "Freedom" . The Nazis occupy important positions and dominate , particularly in the area of security. And the Nazis never give even a small portion of the captured power, " - said Gysi . He noted that the spread of fascism in Ukraine in Europe " do nothing ."" The party " Svoboda " close ties to the National Democratic Party of Germany and other Nazi parties in Europe. The leader of the "Freedom" Oleg Tyagnibok unequivocally confirmed this , saying : " Grab your weapons , fight with Russian pigs , with the Germans , with a Jewish swine" . Already on the Jews and the Left hunted . And you say something? And with these people of the "Freedom" we still talking ? "- Asked fellow lawmakers Gysi .Gregor Gysi in the opinion , out of the crisis in Ukraine can be found only through diplomatic channels. This includes recognition of the legitimate interests of the West Russian security in the Crimea. "We need to define a new status of Crimea , one that would be acceptable for Ukraine and Russia ", - said the German politician . He stressed that security in Europe can not be achieved without Russia or in confrontation with it . It can be achieved only in conjunction with Russia .Chairman of one faction of the Bundestag Sarah Wagenknecht believes that " despite the controversial question whether the Crimean constitution referendum ," the referendum itself be taken as it is a reaction to the anti-Russian tendencies in the Kiev government.According to the deputy , criticizing the referendum must also criticize the government and Kiev , as it " came to power by illegal means" . Sarah Wagenknecht also believes that "scandalous is the recognition of a government by the German government ." In this light we can understand Russian concerns in regard to the government "fascists and anti-Semites " who seek to involve the country in NATO.
    Source: http://deutsche-wirtschafts-nachrichten.de/2014/03/12/wagenknecht-westen-muss-krim-referendum-akzeptieren/

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  2. American UAV MQ-5B
    March 13 in the skies over Perekop (Crimea) was intercepted reconnaissance drone impact MQ-5B. When this finally became clear to American identity UAV. Judging by the marking board he was a member of the 66th group of American Military Intelligence Brigade with major stationed in Bavaria.In early March 2014 66th American razvedbrigada was transferred to Ukrainian Kirovograd, transmits anaga.ru. It is from here make reconnaissance drone raids towards the Crimea and the Russian border regions.Also previously received reports of the appearance of American mercenaries in the Kherson region of the Crimean nadelekot Chongar roadblock .MQ-5B flew at an altitude of about 4000 meters from the setting sun and was not visible from the ground. He was captured with the help of Russian complex electronic warfare (EW ) 1L222 " Depot " and got an almost self-defense forces . " Depot " sever ties with its American UAV operators , afterwards made an emergency landing .With the help of this same Russian complex EW in December 2011, the Iranian military planted a secret American drone RQ- 170 Sentinel.Armed with 66th razvedbrigady was 18 MQ-5B. Two of them Americans have lost over the Crimea .

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  3. You'll laugh again , but ...December 9, 2013Views : 49561All major thieves in Ukraine by chance are Jews . All power in Ukraine, including presidential , also belongs to the Jews . All the opposition in Ukraine is also Jewish , despite the exotic names ...All the " Ukrainian " opposition consists entirely of Jews : Klitschko grandmother called Tamara Efimovna Etinzon . Yulia Tymoshenko grandfather - Abram Kelmanovich Kapitelman . Grandma head "Freedom" Tyagnybok wore name Frotman . Mama Rabbit Arseny Yatsenyuk - Maria G. Buckeye , belongs to an ancient Jewish family, rising to the authoritative interpreter of the Talmud , Rabbi tank. Oligarch Poroshenko Valtsman at birth . Lutsenko has an Israeli passport . Former mayor of Odessa , right hand Klitschko - Edward I. Horowitz . "How the devil on incense reacts MP Yatsenyuk on their nationality . Attempts to answer this question is devoted to the publication entitled "Why Jew Yatsenyuk admits that he is a descendant of the famous interpreter of the Talmud ? " ...Yatseniuk Jews insulted his renunciation of the nation.Yatsenyuk ( as the youngest speaker of Ukraine) entered in the book " Famous Jews of Ukraine."Tyahnibok - Frotman . Just type the name of the now most important nationalist Ukraine as soon as possible to see a lot of tags, such as " Tyahnibok - Jew - Frotman ."But you and tsimes : Tyahnibok is not like Hitler : August 3, 2007 in response to a request to report on their relation to Adolf Hitler as a " fighter for the Aryan race " Tyahnibok said: "The attitude to Hitler negative , because he did Holocaust ... and anyway, if you will continue to write to me in German , then remember that I graduated from the Jewish special school and I can not stand it ... " Yes, and wrote only in Ukrainian and impudence ...Hebrew-speaking Israeli 's international economic edition of Forbes published a list of 165 richest Jews in the world . In this list , along with Oracle CEO Larry Ellison ( $ 43 billion ) , Michael Bloomberg ( $ 27 billion ) and Sheldon Adelson ( $ 26.5 billion ) and present citizens of Ukraine - Rinat Akhmetov ( $ 15.4 billion , 47 place ) , Victor Pinchuk ( $ 3.8 billion , 56th ) and Poroshenko ( $ 1.6 billion , 931 place). And if Pinchuk their belonging to the Jewish tribe never hid it appeared in the list Poroshenko Akhmetov and very entertaining . Both Russian oligarch never circulated publicly , that they are descendants of Abraham.
    Source: http://ru-an.info/новости/украинская-власть-и-вся-оппозиция-состоит-из-одних-евреев/

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  4. Ilya IZOTOV 83
    The two leaders RUSSIA AND CHINA discuss the working of the agenda. The two leaders discussed the problems of separation USA AT regions and provinces. MAJOR PROBLEMS OF DISPUTE WAS NOT. Another issue raised was 53 STATE. CHINA AGREES WITH RUSSIA THAT STATE 53 on an equal footing can be transmitted REPUBLIC OF. According to the press center of the President of Russia talks in a constructive way. 6 Mar 14, 22:00
    Source: http://pressa.mirtesen.ru/people/774923946

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  5. I love the peace and tranquility in the world, I love the people of all countries and races, good people is always more than the bad people , but most of all I love my fair homeland RUSSIA . Join my homeland. Can geographically , can morally can personally , but only once and for all . We have the same Roman law led laws , we are the same men with penises and women with breasts , we also do not like lies and deceit , we also sometimes steal. But we were before the American Independence Day , is now, and always will be . When Moscow Russia in the Middle Ages to develop Siberia and the East, it would mix their religion with the local religion and call it their religion , she became the head of the employed, and not the conquered lands of the local rulers , and not their kings , built a school with the local language and Russian language, took the most intelligent children of indigenous peoples to study in Moscow . And the British, French and Spanish ( duraki! ) killed Indians ! Tens of millions of people from the tribes ! It was necessary to attach them to give work, education ! Russian people never take revenge because of what sometimes suffer . What is the president ? It is the king . Obama looks like a king ? Bush - Bush was the king ? These nations and countries with flags and capitals could not learn . The king would never allow his state to print money to an individual . Kennedy could be king for the good of America. Not given. Putin quietly and peacefully you heal from tolerance to the hype. Tolerance is tolerance . What is tolerance ? The medical term . Means - tolerance of the organism to penetration of a foreign body , poison , virus, bacterium . Absolute tolerance is death. Partial tolerance - the path to death. Towards Tolerance can turn back from tolerance . We are all still on the way to tolerance. By tolerance. A Russian has suffered greatly . On the territory of the United States was another war between North and South , and in the territory of modern Russia , but of the ancient annals, since the baptism of Rus in 998 , on average, every 25 years were small wars , and every 50 years were Great War. We know how to fight . Do you remember the worst thing in Russia Mongol - Tatar yoke ( great war ) ? From 1237 to 1480 . It was slavery and war. Russian then almost gone. But then we won. Compare now the area of Russia and Mongolia.
    Let's be friends!
    Source: Me.

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  6. Russians have true democraty! And actyally this is information war against Russia, anyway they want to protect their nationals from these illegitimate radically configured government! Don't want to hear the truth what American and NATO leaders support these clowns in KIEV! Pray for mother russia!

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  7. «American and NATO leaders support these clowns in KIEV! Pray for mother Russia!»
    Thank you, I , Russian very pleased that someone will pray for us, Russian .Who are Russian ? Historically, people believe that Russian Russian people those who speak in Russian , lives in Russia or had lived in Russia during the Soviet Union , and after the collapse of the Soviet Union began to live in the CIS ( countries after the collapse of the Soviet Union ) either left Russia or the Soviet Union , or knows Russian, but I respect Russian culture and Russian language . You understand that in Europe, America , Asia, Australia , Africa, and elsewhere there are many people who speak in Russian , Russia remembers , left Russia before the revolution of 1917 , left during the reign of Lenin , left during the 1937 repression year , left after the war of 1941 - 1945 , during Khrushchev left , left during Brezhnev left before adjustment, went to the bandit nineties , went after the default , left recently , now leaves or leave later .Russian now EVERYWHERE . But it does not matter .ACCORDINGLY , AND ALSO IN UKRAINE RUSSIAN AND AS UKRAINE next to us , there's a lot RUSSIAN . And since there is VERY RUSSIAN - very much, we honor Jesus' commandment AND GOD WILL not allow killing of his brethren .Cain was wrong. Sorry for Abel. We know what to do.We , Russian , want peace and want to work . We have no time to fight. In western Ukraine does not want to work , so there is Fascists , thieves, robbers , maidan , murderers . In eastern Ukraine, there are mines , factories , farms , cooperatives, field, farm . People in eastern Ukraine not want to fight . They want to work . Taxes fed from eastern Ukraine Kiev and western Ukraine. Western Ukraine but this was not enough .Do not pray for us, we just have always defended , defend and will defend our brothers and sisters. Russian people - nurses planet Earth.The European Union is not a state . The European Union is a concentration camp for members of the European Union. Good only for England and Germany. You can not combine a lot of countries and people in the same currency . Rich countries and poor countries.Let us pray for the European Union. Read the Bible .

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  8. Analytical agency «YouGov» surveyed Americans on how highly they value leadership of Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Barack Obama . The survey showed that 33 % of respondents believe Putin "very strong" leader , while Obama the same opinion , only 14 % of U.S. residents . Meanwhile, the U.S. record drop rating of President Obama.Most Americans believe that Russian President Vladimir Putin - a stronger leader than the president of their country , Barack Obama . The results of the analytical agency YouGov poll showed that 33 % of respondents believe Putin's "very strong" leader. Obama thinks so , only 14 % of respondents. Another 45 % said the Russian president "quite strong," 15 % - " rather weak ."The survey was conducted March 8-10, and was devoted to the situation in Ukraine . The study involved a thousand people in the U.S. , the error does not exceed 4 %.At the same time, most Americans had with the president of the Russian Federation as " negative ." So think 38 % of respondents. Positive attitude to Putin only 3% of respondents .The " very weak" leader Putin are only 8% of respondents, while Obama - 29%. Another 31 % of Americans believe Obama is "quite strong," 26 % - " rather weak " head of state. The majority of participants - 45% of respondents - the survey believe that President Obama was exceeding its constitutional powers .Meanwhile, the U.S. has already fixed rating fall of President Barack Obama . If in December last year it reached 54% , recent studies have shown that it dropped to 41% . This is evidenced by the results of a survey conducted jointly by the newspaper Wall Street Journal and the TV channel NBC. In addition, according to the study , 54 % of Americans disapprove of Obama's initiatives . It also record low for all the years of his presidency.But the approval rating of Russian President Vladimir Putin has reached its maximum value over the last few years (71.6 %). This is according to opinion polls . Experts believe that such a president's popularity is associated with Moscow over Ukraine and Crimea , and with the victory of the Russian team at the XXII Olympic Winter Games and the success at the Paralympics in Sochi.
    Source: http://smi.mirtesen.ru/blog/43860809132/Oprosili-amerikantsev.-Barak-Obama-proigral-Vladimiru-Putinu?utm_campaign=transit&utm_source=main&utm_medium=page_2&pad=1

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