Sunday, February 2, 2014

Signing up for Obamacare Made Easy

From Neale osborn

Got my ObamaCare enrollment pack

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet? from the White House.

It contained:

 An aspirin and a band-aid.
 An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
 A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
 A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
 A 'Tax the Rich' banner
 An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
 An application for food stamps
 A prayer rug
 A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
 And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.


  1. Those directions were supposed to be in Georgian Cyrillic. Somebody screwed up.