Monday, January 13, 2014

Marine Joke

From Neale Osborn:

Best USMC Joke of the Year  

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an 
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.  On the opposite side 
of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. 
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, 

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. 

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the 
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw 
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to 
him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low life scum bag who got what he 
deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, 
left-wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden 
dresses and acts like a mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? 
Well, so does Nancy Pelosi! 

And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us'

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