Monday, January 27, 2014

Dogfare

From Gene Yarbrough:

My Dogs

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.

3 comments:

  1. Hey man, I got a question for you, I was pondering libertarianism today, and came to a dark conclusion, wouldnt free market/ agorism eventually end in monopolies or gangs forcing prices/deals? Why would this not occur?

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    1. Oh, it would occur. Then you have a revolution and start over. Repeat as needed :)

      Seriously, that's why I'm a Libertarian Nationalist. I recognize that anarchy is unstable and that the best way to prevent a bad government is to establish a good one and keep it that way.

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    2. It's like the joke goes. I used to be an anarchist, but there were too many rules.

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