Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Neale Osborn's Gun Rant — Short, But Not Too Big Around

Everything's a little bit confused and makeshift this time of year, so Neale Osborn gives us a short rant this week. But it's an inspiring one. Help him as much as you can to put this project together. This week's illustration is from the very weird Upotte!! うぽって!!

Neale's Weekly Gun Rant Readers' Assignment
by Neale Osborn

Attribute to L. Neil Smith's The Libertarian Enterprise

Good morning, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and a Wondrous Winter Solstice to all! This will be a brief one. VERY Brief.

I have an assignment for all of those who support gun ownership and the 2nd Amendment. I am going to collect gun use cases where the good guys use a firearm defensively. PLEASE NOTE—Defensive use of a firearm includes, but is not limited to, a dead or wounded criminal, a fled criminal, and apprehended and unharmed criminal, and even the unarmed claiming to have a gun and the perp fleeing. ALL such stories, unless your own personal tale, must be accompanied by a link to the newspaper, TV, or radio source. I do not want to give the nitwit idiots who think guns are eeeeevilllll any fodder for their pathetic attempts to disarm American citizens and turn us all into helpless victims of criminals and the state. Please use the e-mail in the article header to reply (for TLE readers). No recompense available other than my heartfelt thanks and a defense of our rights.

Our brave defenders of American plane passengers strike again. The TSA defends us from evil sock monkeys and their perfidious use of the deadly 2" plastic toy sixshooter. Link. Thank the giant space going mollusk whose holy poop formed the universe they saved us from this evil terrorist plot to take over the world. And they didn't even have to sexually assault anyone to do it!

Mama Liberty sends us her traditional Christmas story: 

My Perfect Christmas

A blessed Zagmuk to all, and a Happy Gravmas Charles Curley.

1 comment:

  1. Yup. I done wrote it. And if you wish to include anecdotal gun uses, please just make sure they are marked as such. "my Cousin Bill told me his friend scared off two muggers by exposing his 1911, still in the holster".will be accepted, but possibly not included verbatim in whatever I choose to finally do with all the stuff I get.
    I'm Neale Osborn, and I wrote this rant.