Sunday, October 20, 2013

We Remain Safe From Underregulated Bunnies

Some people didn't get paid, and some WWII vets got insulted, but Obama saw to it that none of our Bunny Inspectors suffered any permanent harm.  Jerry Pournelle explains:

Rejoice. The Bunny Inspectors, after a two week paid vacation, are back on the job. They will be paid for their “furlough” as if they had worked full time, with no loss of time off, and they can go back to watching stage magic shows to be certain that no thaumaturgist uses a rabbit in his performance without a Federal license from the Department of Agriculture, unless, of course, the rabbit is killed as part of the performance in which case no Federal license is required. I wish I were making all this up, but I am not. It’s the law. They will also inspect back yard rabbit cages where people who keep pet rabbits have their stock, and if anyone sells a pet rabbit without a Federal license the cost is about $5000 per bunny. If your kids keep rabbits, make sure they give them away rather than sell them. It is possible that they can sell rabbits for slaughter without a Federal license, but check with your lawyer before they do it. (Read this, and other great Jerry Pournelle commentary, HERE.)

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