Saturday, August 17, 2013

Alien Beings

Received in e-mail.  Cute, but of course this isn't when most of these people were born.  If you have the time and inclination, you could rewrite this so that it IS accurate, not restricting it to a month, but saying something like "over the next several months," or "over the next couple of years":

Just thought you should know...
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more
than 65 years ago,  numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object,
(UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just  outside
Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S.
Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine
months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding
with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It
certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all  Illegal
Aliens.


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