Obama Jokes

Some jokes found on a Tea Party forum:

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.  --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like  Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' New Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like And the guy behind you has to pay for it.  --Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama  Call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.  --Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, And threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.  --David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat In the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, Who would be saved? A: America !  --Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.  --Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of The "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper  Stickers off the road.  --David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.